Surprise Topic#1

The very one you've been quaking in your boots/socks/other footwear in anticipation of.

The Surprise Topic.

I admit that I never really came to a decision as to what it should be, but meh.

So.

The task I now set myself is to write down my acceding train of thought, and to make sure that you (the hypothetical readers) will not be able to follow it.

From here on out, I will drop spelling, grammar and the associated proof-reading in favour of really, really fast writing. I am not usually fast at typing (that is, I cannot touch-type). Thus I will make it fast.

I hope this provides a modicum of intrigue.

I say hypothetical (readrres), but that really implies a negative outlook on the blog’d success.

Lets face it, this blogh is – that is, there is no way anybody outside ofg the posters coluld have got hold of it

I think I ought to tell giopi to link to it on huis youtube channel. About 6 people go there (albeit infrequently)

Actually, jai’s othwer blogs are much more hevily frequented.

This I assume

Note that im writing this in wortd, ghence the capitalisations at the start of lines and occasional spell-checks where I shoulc by all roights of reason spelt iot werong in my hurryc-scurry

I had a copuple of blogs

I dnt want to talk about it

I think metaosting isd the quickest way to turn your readers off

Ooh

Idea

I mean

IDEA

Ima put a puiccy to symbolise my current state of mind

If I can find one

Blown away in the excitement qwot eh wot

And

Yep I wonder how intrusive ponies are going to be here

I also wonder

Is it legal to put these up without any permission (from respective authours, etxc etc)

I say et cetera (in speaking) but some weirdos (jai jai jai) say e-t-c

I occasionally cnsidered making my own mlp fim fanart but never eally found the time/m otivation

At the slightest fall, I tumble all the way down

I trip over a metaphorical tree root

And

I fall all the way down the metaphroical hole

Lets pretend that

Im in a metaforest

This metaforest being qa figment of my imagination

Now

Lets say

I was walkinfg, but then foreced to run because I saw

Something

And twas something scary

Say

A metoaphorical

Justinb ieber

O noed oh noed oh noed oh noedf say i

But then I realise

A moment too late

Ir eralise that im running into

The zone

That zone where they

Dig holes

In the zone

And that

The justin bieer

Wasa a figment of the imagination

This being because due to the metaforwest being metaphorically one of thoses japanese things which have fog and confuse the brain

Into thinking it sees thing s which it does not see

The fog hebnce my not seein g the hole

So

Wait

Ehy did I fall in a hole I don’t even

In fact why was I in a forest I never even go outrside

Hecne

My unhealthgulness

My music

Who listens to muic

No

Not derogatarily, im just curious as to who

Because

Wait

Lemme get tyheis straight

Who listens to music (dfrom their computer) wehile on said computer

?

And

Why would I run

From a justin bieber that is

Theyre not scary

Just

Okay they are scary

Fyi okay was originally ok an babberviatioon of orl korrect a corruption of all correct

You know

The usa in the 30s andf all that

I wonder how much space this post will

Omigish omigsoh omigosh

Pagebreaks are magic

Hee hee c waty I did thar

Wonder how much of thias is coherent or at least semicoherent

Feh

Ill just post and be done with it