Meet Gopi. He joined the blog, and I'll be impressed if after that spurt of activity he'll even check on the blog within the next few weeks and see this post (before it goes onto page 2).

If he makes some posts, rest assured that he knows what he's doing. He's maintained some blogs in the past. They collapsed. He at least has the decency to upkeep a YouTube channel.

He will hate me if/when he notices that this is about him.

EDIT: Oh snap.